With friends like this....

I want to write about lots of things. All the time. I see or think of things things most days that make me laugh. I never get around to writing them down. I think the amount of detail I want to include causes me to put posts on the back burner until i have the time to report the details (e.g. the NYE 3-part series I am currently mulling over)

Perhaps a resolution should be to just post. Not worry about the bits I forget or don't have time for; but just make it more of a free form art of things I want to remember.

In that spirit, an excerpt from a convo I had just now. This will also be a double whammy as I not only get to archive the event we were chatting about but also the type of conversation (most of mine are similar to this). It all started because I was watching the movie Adam.

Rustic Princess: i just get so damn caught up into movies. its like i am there! no matter how bad the movie is!! cant help it

L (friend): awe.

RP: good soundtrack

L: also clutch.

RP: ?

L: oh clutch. like cool

RP: lol. not heard that one.

L: i'm bringin' it

RP: did just learn about rule 34

L: what's that?

RPt: if it exists, there is porn of/with it

L: oh that's a cool rule. give me an example before i go to bed

RP: k. Today, my family was watching a movie and before it started, there was a trailer for American Pie. At the end of the trailer, somebody pushes the sides of his PB&J so that it looks like a vagina. My mom said "Haha! Rule 34!" IMMD. (From the Blog, It Made My Day)

L: ok... i guess i see it.

RP: i think its a dude thing

L: i read about some dude trying to bone his bike.

RPt: ewww

L: like the top tube or something

RP: well, some dude came into our lab today looking for a missing part, from like 3 years ago.

L: what kind of parts?!

RP: and described it as penis shaped. i shit you not

L: HAHA. omg. wtf he'd totally been playing with it and wanted it back. omg. awesome.

RP: like, i was trying to get a better description so id know what i was looking for and he just said that and i was all "ah, okay". cause apparently im the type of gal that knows what cock looks like

L: haha. did you blush so bad?!

RP: i have no idea. i was head first in a cabinet

L: haha. epic. it's a compliment

RP: lol

L: haha! you were head first in a box

RP: for reals. i think its blog worthy. lol

L: hahahaha. love it. RP was in a box and a dude was looking for his cock. i'm endlessly amused

RP: now ima gonna blog this convo!

L: haha. you'd better